Russian jokes

here are few anecdotes about New Russians. To read more, look at http://www.jokes.pp.ru/c9.pl

-A businessman calls his secretary:
"Lena, how many zeros are there in one million?"
"Six."
He hangs up and says to his partner, "You see? Six zeros in one million. So in two million there are twelve!"


-A New Russian comes from a visit to the States.- The country is so much like Russia, - he concludes, - You know, their dollars look just like our bucks!..

-Two New Russians(NR) come into a car sales shop. They ask for a latest model Mercedes. They are shown the car, decide to buy it, and one of them reaches for the wallet and produces all the money required.- Hey, man, let's pay fifty-fifty, - another NR protests.- C'mon, buddy, you paid for the cab!..